Oh, The Things Kids Say.

Joe told Kade, "Just give me a minute."
Kade, being disappointed said, "No, I'm going to keep it forever."

I told Ben, "If you keep asking me (for a show), you're going to drive me up a wall."
A little while later, Ben said, "I haven't asked you in a while, am I driving you down the wall?"

There are more stuck in my head -when I can remember them, I'll post more. Kids are hilarious.